You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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