worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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