Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
