not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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