Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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