handjob tips. give me some.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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