he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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