did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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