I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
