So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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