dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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