How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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