butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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