I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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