Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
smell my finger.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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