Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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