Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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