i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.