Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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