How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
