no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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