Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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