How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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