i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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