The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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