Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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