i just google imaged poop.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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