I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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