This girl is more easily done than said...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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