Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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