people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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