Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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