Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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