I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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