I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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