I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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