Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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