brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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