Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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