I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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