You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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