I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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