chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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