3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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