What should our trivia night team be named?
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like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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