I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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