she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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