i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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