Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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