im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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