He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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