There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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