the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
