Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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