fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!