i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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