please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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