Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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