I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Less talking, more tequila
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I need to sanitize my soul.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize